{"id":44474,"date":"2025-12-08T00:30:00","date_gmt":"2025-12-08T00:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/?p=44474"},"modified":"2025-12-08T07:17:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T07:17:49","slug":"mini-2-kocie-alter-ego","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/?p=44474","title":{"rendered":"Mini 2 &#8211; Kocie alter ego"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Zda\u0142am sobie spraw\u0119, \u017ce min\u0119\u0142y mi ju\u017c niemal trzy lata w nowej firmie, a nie zrobi\u0142am jeszcze nic dla mojej szefowej. Ostatnio podliza\u0142am si\u0119 du\u017cemu szefowi (na oczach mojej szefowej) kupuj\u0105c mu croissanta w kultowej piekarni w Bristolu (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.tripadvisor.co.uk\/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d4173083-Reviews-Hart_s_Bakery-Bristol_England.html\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.tripadvisor.co.uk\/Restaurant_Review-g186220-d4173083-Reviews-Hart_s_Bakery-Bristol_England.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">klik<\/a>). A Lesley to ju\u017c w og\u00f3le dosta\u0142a ode mnie tyle, \u017ce ho ho (i to jeszcze nie koniec). Lesley jest mi\u0119dzy innymi asystentk\u0105 mojej szefowej, wi\u0119c zda\u0142am sobie spraw\u0119, \u017ce szefowa widzi, \u017ce inni maj\u0105 ode mnie czasem co\u015b extra. No to przysz\u0142a kolej na ni\u0105.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wys\u0142a\u0142am jej smsa, \u017ce potrzebuj\u0119 zdj\u0119cie jej kota (bez dodatkowego kontekstu). Od razu dosta\u0142am to:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"682\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-1024x682.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43835\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-1024x682.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-300x200.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-768x512.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-1536x1023.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-720x480.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4-320x213.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/9b71e5eb-3aab-4ba3-8b62-5d2e5ff0f6e4.jpeg 1600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kot zacnie umaszczony, wi\u0119c trudny w robocie. Oto moja interpretacja:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43834\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-scaled.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-720x960.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4925-320x427.jpeg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43831\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-scaled.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-720x960.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4932-320x427.jpeg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43832\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-scaled.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-720x960.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4933-320x427.jpeg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43830\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-1536x2048.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-scaled.jpeg 1920w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-720x960.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_4929-320x427.jpeg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Widzia\u0142am si\u0119 z szefow\u0105 w zesz\u0142ym tygodniu i dosta\u0142a breloczek w ramach prezentu \u015bwi\u0105tecznego. Nast\u0119pnego dnia dosta\u0142am takie zdj\u0119cie:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-43827\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-1152x1536.jpeg 1152w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-720x960.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759-320x427.jpeg 320w, https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/acffed6c-8dc5-4eb0-bac8-361dfa988759.jpeg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My\u015bl\u0119, \u017ce drobiazg trafiony. A ja wychodz\u0119 na g\u0142\u00f3wnego lizusa w firmie. Za tydzie\u0144 kontynuuj\u0119 w\u0105tek zwierz\u0119cy. Mi\u0142ego tygodnia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">p.s. Dodam tylko, \u017ce moje szefowa ma celiaki\u0119 i dlatego nie dosta\u0142a croissanta. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\">Doda\u0142am przycisk z lajkiem. Mo\u017cna go nacisn\u0105\u0107 i da\u0107 mi zna\u0107, \u017ce \u2018jestem\u2019, \u2018przeczyta\u0142am\u2019, \u2018dobra robota\u2019, \u2018fajnie, \u017ce jeste\u015b\u2019, \u2018doceniam to, \u017ce piszesz\u2019. Dla mnie jest to znak, \u017ce kto\u015b tam po tej drugiej stronie jest i czyta. Umawiamy si\u0119, \u017ce naci\u015bni\u0119cie tego przycisku nie oznacza, \u017ce koniecznie zgadzacie si\u0119 z tre\u015bci\u0105 wpisu, ok?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zda\u0142am sobie spraw\u0119, \u017ce min\u0119\u0142y mi ju\u017c niemal trzy lata w nowej firmie, a nie zrobi\u0142am jeszcze nic dla mojej szefowej. Ostatnio podliza\u0142am si\u0119 du\u017cemu szefowi (na oczach mojej szefowej) kupuj\u0105c mu croissanta w kultowej piekarni w Bristolu (klik). A Lesley to ju\u017c w og\u00f3le dosta\u0142a ode mnie tyle, \u017ce ho ho (i to jeszcze [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[295,294],"class_list":["post-44474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-szydelko","tag-kot","tag-prezent"],"views":747,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44474"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44764,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44474\/revisions\/44764"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pimposhka.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}